For context, the Wiki is called the SCP Runaround Wiki, because it's an archive of a shit ton of info about a text-based roleplay I did with a friend who has disappeared. It then turned into a fanfiction I'm actively writing. It holds SO much sentimental significance to me, and these fuckers didn't even send me an email!

2 days in a row smh one of the only bike racks in this area

We NEVER get government alerts. I genuinely thought we were at war or something. I grabbed my daughter in a panic and ran to my phone.

Laughing about it now. Holy shit I’ve never been so terrified 🤣🤣

The cup has a QR code on the side and it will give you exactly 20 seconds to pour the exact amount that is intended to be in the cup.

This is wild. God forbid I get a 10 cent refill on my five dollar soft drink.

And no, you cant even dislike it by clicking those three little dots. They just removed it.

happy mother’s day, i guess!!

With all bad decisions coming out of HP lately, I decided to cancel my instant ink subscription subscriptions before the prices go up. This is the warning screen. I was just going to use the ink I have up then buy a new printer, but cause fuck those guys. Well, turns out they fucked me first. So even though I have legitimate HP in cartridges in my printer, I cannot print because they are subscription cartridges. Screw these guys.

Saved up airline points from a bunch of work trips and finally redeemed them for a business class seat on a 20-hour flight (Sydney to London)

I Sat down, got comfortable, looked across the aisle... and was met by the sight of a fucking business class baby.

What else do I have to say, the entire 20 hours was absolute hell, crying, screaming and just about everything else you could think of.

I don't blame the parents at all, babies are allowed to fly, and they were just travelling like everyone else. But after spending all those points because I wanted one flight where I could actually sleep and relax, I couldn't help but be really upset at my luck.

I guess It docent really matter what you pay.

EDIT: There has been a lot of discussion about this being a fake post. However this is incorrect, i was under the impression that Quantas did a direct flight to London, however as many have pointed out, this is incorrect. My flight was with Qatar airways and stopped in Hamad Airport.

No clue how this happened. I could at least open my eye earlier for the interview, but now I can't. Theres no pain, and I've already tried taking allergy medicine for it

Edit: Ironically, the job interview was at a hospital. I will be going to urgent care very soon as I am freaked out over the comments telling me to 😭

Edit 2: Doctor said I might have some kind of infection, and prescribed antibiotics for 7 days and go to the ER immediately if it starts hurting

I’m appalled, why of all the pans would you use the least nonstick option

Was a mistake letting my new roommates use my kitchen equipment, I felt bad having taken up most of the cabinets since I’d been here by myself for a year but then when they moved in I mistakenly said “yall can use my kitchen equipment as long as you clean it afterwards”

I actually love this job and it’s a great side gig but this sign makes me laugh every time. It’s a ridiculous request to ask people to go poop somewhere else. It’s an office inside of a big building so they hope we will go poop in the bathroom in the hallway when most of us have back to back tutoring sessions. It’s just very silly. And mildly infuriating.

Edit: I censored out employee job titles to ensure privacy. Also the plumbing in the bathroom is brand new. It’s just a matter of the office manager’s sensibilities. But there is a building bathroom a minute or so down the hall way that is not policed. They do not enforce this, as I poop in this bathroom on occasion.

I never realized it must be so common for review responses to be complete lies to try to make the person leaving a review seem crazy, when in reality, it's a blatant lie from the business owner.

Edit: I deleted the review because I didn't want this to keep escalating, and I didn't expect anyone to find the business or be able to see my name on Google. I don't recommend that you harass them or leave reviews if you've never been there, as per Google's TOS for leaving reviews. I just wanted to share my experience and how surprised I was that an owner would respond with a flat-out lie.

I just had to complete an "Inclusive language training" course that stated how "taking risks" and "being independed" are concepts usually geared toward men and could deter female candidates from applying to a job position. Isn't this extremely sexist? Is it taking for granted that women can't be independent or can't take risks?

Another question in the training stated that a job offer cannot contain sentences like "Must be able to stand for more than one hour", because it is an ableist statement. But... it's for a job post. It just describes the task necessary to perform the role (logistics operator). Am I missing something?

The are not "biodegradable", they clog drainage systems, they end up in rivers and sea, and make everywhere look like a dumpster

Credit: Joshsmoore on onsta

Come on! I know I don’t own the train, I only paid for the seat. Theoretically, he could sit next to me and that would be fine. I could just move over a seat. I could move and sit next to him. Very mildly infuriated.

Update: I went to the restroom, after building up a big fart at the advice of wise Redditors but punked out on releasing it into the wild. I planned to move when I returned but he was gone! Perhaps it was a coincidence, when I left my seat with all my belongings, maybe that just happened to be his stop or maybe he was a creep. We may never know. Thanks for all your throughly hilarious responses though!

The "Good Citizen Award" people have escalated. Apparently I'm on probation now.

First they sent me a Good Citizen Award. Now they're reminding me that whether I vote is PUBLIC RECORD. Even the PS is wild

If you are from the Richmond area, they appear to be monitoring your behavior. 😂

Edit maybe I didn't make it clear enough . I'm laughing at the tactics. Not the act of voting.

Wife asked me to throw the toasted ravioli in the oven once it pre heats. I hear the oven beep and walk up to this… Normally things like this wouldn’t bother me but for some reason this almost felt like a personal attack. (For Context it’s the tilted ravioli)

For context, I worked anyways from 2-10. She was supposed to be in from 4-12. She texts me around 3 asking if I can close, I assumed that she meant she just needed to be home earlier and would work 4-10 instead, so I said yes. 4 pm comes, then 4:15 I text her asking if she's still coming in because she's never been this late. She says she's not gonna make it and I can call someone else to come in. SHES the store manager. Not me. I get paid minimum wage.

So I called our GM, explained, and then learned that she didn't tell out GM she was calling out either. Just me. So she's rushing to find one of the three people listed to come in. Its a busy rainy night, at an escape room, on a Friday. We are packed. I was lucky the rush didn't start until around 6, which by then the calvary had already arrived and the night went smoothly. Still irritating though.