[Official Hatewatch] NFC Central Reunion: Bears host Buccs

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[u/namua]

I went into tonight being scared of the Caleb Williams and The Bears. Now I’m just scared of The Bears Defense.

[u/Plenty_Fondant_951]

Jesus guys cmon. Somebody fuck up

[u/ILL_I_AM]

The stanky leg probably is staying home tonight, huh?

[u/Gargamoth → u/ILL_I_AM]

the game was stanky so I guess it comes out in a way

[u/atv000]

7-2 at the bye while we are mostly healthy with a chance to continue to add another defensive starter before the trade deadline. We leaving in heaven bears fans

[u/AltruisticRespect21 → u/atv000]

Gotta fill the roster with studs while you can. Caleb’s contract is going to hurt.

[u/SlipperyKooter → u/atv000]

[u/atv000 → u/SlipperyKooter]

Wooooo

[u/thedirtyharryg → u/atv000]

Flair up.

[u/atv000 → u/thedirtyharryg]

Im sorry i dont know how

[u/seramasumi → u/atv000]

Go to the sub reddit home, click the top menu, hit edit flair. My flair literally is set from when I figured it out cause when I was New here I was flamed for not. It's just the way things are, it's for fun and not as mean as it seems

[u/atv000 → u/seramasumi]

Got it thanks brother

[u/Valentino_Li → u/atv000]

[u/The_Granny_banger]

I’d rather give the hate watchers hope and snatch it away than win by 40 like other teams. Thats my solace.

[u/Alarmed_Depth_291]

Tom Grossi will have an interesting reaction to this game

[u/Mervis_Earl]

It's good to see that Noah Eagle be able to overcome his hard scrabble upbringing, pull up his bootstraps, and succeed at PbP

[u/Mammoth_War_9320]

The Caleb glaze needs to end. He’s a decent QB with elite athleticism. He’s not an “MVP”

MVP of the Bears is Ben Johnson

[u/HalKitzmiller → u/Mammoth_War_9320]

Shit games are gonna happen to all qbs.

[u/Rowdsy → u/Mammoth_War_9320]

/uj

[u/--Shake-- → u/Rowdsy]

[u/Old-Reaction-1211]

While Caleb is a great player, game MVP after THAT makes it obvious there is a conspiracy to force the narrative

[u/phillipacarroll → u/Old-Reaction-1211]

I just drove home, they gave him MVP?? Should be Jaylon Johnson...

[u/Gargamoth → u/Old-Reaction-1211]

PREACH BROTHER

[u/nacreon → u/Old-Reaction-1211]

Almost as bad making 9 offensive player of the week last year despite playing 3 quarters of the most inept QB play I've ever seen.

[u/InDAKweSmack]

[u/Martha_Fockers]

Prbly a lot but am not happy with that performance defense kicked ass tho.

[u/RedfieldBoulderPunch]

How does Caleb get the game MVP? I know there has been a CW glaze agenda but that is not deserved at all. (Thank you for the Bear down(votes)

[u/DaveQuantum → u/RedfieldBoulderPunch]

Yeah, he doesn't deserve that for this game. 

[u/vmdarek]

If I’m Ben what do I even tell Caleb after this?

[u/BulletproofChespin → u/vmdarek]

Wasn’t Ben still Jared’s oc for the 5 int game?

[u/Gargamoth → u/vmdarek]

Trust what they are showing you. Take easy outs. It’s a bad game. Learn from it and move on.

[u/MysticShadow0011 → u/vmdarek]

When you throw it away, make SURE the other team can’t catch it. 

[u/ButkusHatesNitschke]

[u/Due_Return_6840]

FTP

[u/Niz285]

7-2 and get to watch vikings and packers next week knowing one of you fucks will lose during our bye week it best cope a man can get.

[u/Jades5150 → u/Niz285]

Would it behoove Bears fans to manifest a tie? LMK, So I can set up my altar and get to work with the ritual asap

[u/Old-Reaction-1211 → u/Niz285]

Probably would be even a better time if you hadn’t lost to both those teams

[u/ByRWBadger → u/Old-Reaction-1211]

Silence X-3

[u/Alone-Newspaper-1161 → u/Niz285]

Purely out of spite directed at you I hope the Vikings and the packers tie

[u/Niz285 → u/Alone-Newspaper-1161]

I take those.

[u/Gargamoth]

I had to walk away. For my own sanity. Thank God.

[u/NeonHowler]

This is my fault. I was making fun of Drake Maye earlier

[u/Asd_89]

We really wanted to lose that one didn't we?

[u/NewPrints]

In this thread:

The basement teams in the division celebrate that the Bears didn’t dominate a team and rather advanced to 7-2 comfortably after spotting the opponent 5 give aways.

Hang the banner!

[u/supertecmomike]

Bush was probably player of the game. If not him Jaylon Johnson?

[u/thesneakywalrus → u/supertecmomike]

Gotta be Bush.

Booker had a hell of a game too.

Fuck it, just give it to Dennis Allen, idk.

[u/Leading-Sir8714 → u/supertecmomike]

Bout to say Jj lowkey won the game

[u/LatterMatch9334 → u/Leading-Sir8714]

I hate that our corners are dogshit at tackling, but that pick six was the play of the game. Good for JJ

[u/coltrain61 → u/LatterMatch9334]

He got the only game ball

[u/nacreon]

Bears won but Caleb looked like the worst QB in the division so I'll take it.

[u/The-Real-Number-One → u/nacreon]

Why are you acting like your QB hasn't choked MULTIPLE times?

[u/Mammoth_War_9320 → u/The-Real-Number-One]

Point out the game that Love choked please. Be sure to list the stats to back up this claim.

[u/The-Real-Number-One → u/Mammoth_War_9320]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz_pH-BLIpI

[u/Mammoth_War_9320 → u/The-Real-Number-One]

Ah yes, the game where he was literally hit within 2 seconds every time the ball was snapped.

Thanks for confirming you don’t know ball so I can move on with my night.

[u/The-Real-Number-One → u/Mammoth_War_9320]

So you admit he IS a choker when his opponent doesn't turn it over 4 times?

[u/nacreon → u/The-Real-Number-One]

You really want to compare their seasons so far? On one hand, Love is on pace for nearly 5,000 yards, 36 TDs and a 97 passer rating despite having a historically bad run game, terrible pass pro and by far the most dropped passes in the NFL. On the other hand we just saw an absolute shit show from Caleb whose season efficiency totals will drop like a rock after this game.

[u/The-Real-Number-One → u/nacreon]

See you on Christmas, basement boy.

[u/Bluebear5280 → u/nacreon]

And yet, game mvp 😂

[u/paprika_17059]

We're not gonna give player of the game to Johnson with the pick 6 ... but the guy with 4 picks? I guess the last one wasn't entirely his fault.. lol

[u/RedfieldBoulderPunch → u/paprika_17059]

Gotta keep the glaze agenda

[u/BrainsOfMush]

That’s how it’s done 😎

[u/Martha_Fockers]

[u/sounds_like_kong]

I’m going to be happy to just get back to a few afternoon games

[u/Advanced-Blackberry]

That was a master class of ass 

[u/Apprehensive-Sail924]

this game was nothing to brag about as a bears fan, this was a totally defensive game. i’m just glad and relieved that our defense mostly held up

[u/Alcoholic_jesus → u/Apprehensive-Sail924]

It was Bucky Irving and baker with a peg leg, but the buccs d did have a lot of turnovers which doesn’t make it any easier

Buccs receivers are god awful lol

[u/Apprehensive-Sail924 → u/Alcoholic_jesus]

speaking of receivers, i seriously hope burden is ok. that guy is one of the stars of our offense

[u/Alcoholic_jesus → u/Apprehensive-Sail924]

Yeah rough, hit he’s explosive. Would be fun to watch if he wasn’t on the bears. I didn’t think he’d be out performing Odunze this year but he’s going nuts

[u/MysticShadow0011 → u/Apprehensive-Sail924]

He probably has a nasty concussion. He would’ve probably missed this coming week if it wasn’t a bye. If bad enough he might miss the NO game. 

[u/Apprehensive-Sail924 → u/MysticShadow0011]

yeah, that was an absolutely terrible helmet to helmet by bain. i’m still pissed that wasn’t a flag

[u/MysticShadow0011 → u/Apprehensive-Sail924]

I was mad at the fumble until I saw him get his lights put out. Wasn’t even thinking of the missed flag, but you’re right. It should’ve been a flag.

[u/BtryceCheeseLink]

By these standards Drake Maye should have been player of the game

[u/Ranger_Nietzsche]

Thank god I have my kids Halloween candy to detox from that

[u/Dr_Middlefinger]

NFC North baby!

Damn. We make it interesting!

[u/Sportsguy1993]

Ben Johnson is the first Bears HC to win ugly games on a consistent basis since Lovie, all our previous HCs would have lost that game for sure

[u/Mervis_Earl → u/Sportsguy1993]

☝️☝️ This so much.

[u/LateGreatJohnnyAce]

You know what? I'm gonna say it. I'm glad the Bucs got kicked from the division.

[u/ChicagoZbojnik]

I hope you all enjoyed your hate watch.

[u/KingLiberal → u/ChicagoZbojnik]

I was at the edge of my seat until the ending.
I haven't been this disappointed in an ending since GoT.

4/10, would not recommend

[u/frastmaz → u/ChicagoZbojnik]

I hated my love watch. Only fitting they loved their hate watch

[u/bstone99]

This division won’t stop winning fuck all of you

[u/Kitchen-Bedroom-568]

Was your qb snf player of the game?

[u/Bluebear5280 → u/Kitchen-Bedroom-568]

Which one, we have like 4,000?

[u/Sip_py]

A bears fan in western NY, tomorrow is going to be a great hate watch

[u/BofaDeezSugma → u/Sip_py]

Rochester checking in, I wish they could both lose

[u/Sip_py → u/BofaDeezSugma]

My daughter is a bills fan, so I'm not cheering against. The packers pats game today... I was conflicted

[u/Kitchen-Bedroom-568]

Never a doubt

[u/Kevin_St_Moron]

Mayfield balled out. Bear Down, and FTP.

[u/toe_riffic → u/Kevin_St_Moron]

FTP!

[u/LateGreatJohnnyAce]

Kinda fun that the Bears get to think about how ass they played for an extra week.

[u/The-Real-Number-One → u/LateGreatJohnnyAce]

...and you get to lose to the Vikings ... again.

[u/PunchBro → u/LateGreatJohnnyAce]

I'm just stoked for the guys to rest, but yes the hyperglaze train the media is doing is taking a hit, which is probably a great thing for us

[u/Vortilex → u/PunchBro]

We do better without the glaze

[u/NickWentHiking → u/PunchBro]

Perfect bye week timing

[u/Old-Reaction-1211]

Can we put the Caleb mvp stuff to bed now

[u/CaptainSmeargle → u/Old-Reaction-1211]

I’m kinda for it, some of bro’s best games are when he was getting the most shit.

[u/PunchBro → u/Old-Reaction-1211]

We gonna rekindle it his next big game

[u/MysticShadow0011 → u/Old-Reaction-1211]

Idk who was seriously saying Caleb was MVP. He missed 3 games. No QB except maybe Joe Montana has ever done that. Isn’t possible.

[u/toe_riffic → u/Old-Reaction-1211]

[u/Advanced-Blackberry]

Hey guys, so far Jordan Love has been a much better QB. 

[u/MysticShadow0011 → u/Advanced-Blackberry]

So far Caleb looked like how Love did the first 4 weeks, so I’d say it’s even. 

[u/Advanced-Blackberry → u/MysticShadow0011]

Those completion % were ass for him early on but never threw multiple picks 

[u/ThisIsPureTrash → u/Advanced-Blackberry]

Nope I’m dumb nvm

[u/MysticShadow0011 → u/Advanced-Blackberry]

Two of Caleb’s picks were bad throwaway attempts. But fair nough.

[u/Onlyknown2QBs → u/Advanced-Blackberry]

Also didn't and still doesn't have a top 5 o-line protecting him. He was getting free rushers at his face every other play

[u/frastmaz → u/Onlyknown2QBs]

Fuck it, Watson down there somewhere

[u/KingLiberal → u/frastmaz]

You guys so badly want him to be mid.

It's okay, he's still mid where it matters: in your head.

[u/frastmaz → u/KingLiberal]

Honestly he’s good to great, depends on the game. If he had a good o line he would be elite.

[u/KingLiberal → u/frastmaz]

He's playing elite despite a bad o-line, non-existent run game (today was an improvement) and drops (again, an improvement).

I don't know how much longer the kid can hold it together but you just gotta pray it makes it across the finish-line in tact.

I always have been high on Love, but he's surpassing even my expectations right now.

[u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

Naming Caleb a player of the game is insane

[u/kroxti → u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

Without him it’s not a close game

[u/burninghydra → u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

Jaylon Johnson being the only other arguable candidate

[u/thesneakywalrus → u/burninghydra]

Meh, Devin Bush was everywhere that game.

[u/JustinC70 → u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

What?!? Santos made the field goal.

[u/NewPrints → u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

I mean he technically was a player in the game.

[u/Kevin_St_Moron → u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

Agreed. He was not.

[u/HonoluluMaizeandBlue → u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

Did they actually do that? No way in hell!

[u/Alternative-Bee-1716 → u/HonoluluMaizeandBlue]

[u/IndependentOk9075]

CALEB WILLIAMS SNF PLAYER OF THE GAME

[u/PunchBro → u/IndependentOk9075]

Read em and weep boys

[u/Martha_Fockers → u/IndependentOk9075]

[u/MysticShadow0011]

Tf is Caleb doing being a player of the game after those 4 picks 

[u/CaptainSmeargle → u/MysticShadow0011]

I’d say hand it to Simmons, JJ or Cairo. They pulled through when they needed to. It’s very clear Simmons is having major impact on that Bears Defense, the defense we had before he joined would have made this game a loss.

[u/kroxti]

I don’t know how the Vikings can top the hate watch but I believe in them.

[u/Vortilex → u/kroxti]

They'll tie, we gave the Lions and Packers fans a pretty good edging after those games they played. Vikings can only outdo us by tying

[u/Advanced-Blackberry]

We was serious offensive ass 

[u/GratefulGolfer → u/Advanced-Blackberry]

Agreed. TB defense was no fucking joke though. Or maybe bears offense wa turbo ass. Or maybe both.

[u/coltrain61 → u/GratefulGolfer]

TB defense is just good, ya they started 0-4 but every game they lost was by a similar margin to tonight. If they had a functioning offense or head coach they would be a serious contender

[u/spinyforeman]

In week 18, I will not be thinking, "do you remember when the Bears almost lost to the Bucs in week 9?" That's how I will find a way to sleep tonight.

[u/ProofHorseKzoo]

3+ hours of pure comedy

[u/Alarmed_Depth_291]

I heard someone say double doink before the kick

[u/Dr_Middlefinger → u/Alarmed_Depth_291]

My bad, I was just playin'

[u/Alarmed_Depth_291 → u/Dr_Middlefinger]

At the bar I mean

[u/KingLiberal → u/Alarmed_Depth_291]

If it hit the bar, we'd all be celebrating.

[u/Dr_Middlefinger → u/Alarmed_Depth_291]

Oh... fuck then up! lol

[u/PlantainMiserable594]

Least you had an enjoyable hatewatch. 

[u/RandallOfLegend → u/PlantainMiserable594]

It was certainly a game. I had fun.

[u/The-Real-Number-One]

It is on you now Vikings. Don't let the Bills besmirch our NFCN honor like they did to Detroit.

[u/RandallOfLegend → u/The-Real-Number-One]

This could have been a Bills game honestly.

[u/Flooding_Puddle → u/The-Real-Number-One]

Dude after the edging today if the vikes get waxed this sub will be relentless

[u/HalKitzmiller → u/Flooding_Puddle]

Totally. It'd be disrespectful to the sub to not to

[u/PixelProfect0]

:( No successful hate watches

[u/HalKitzmiller → u/PixelProfect0]

We still have tomorrow

[u/JustinC70 → u/PixelProfect0]

Still feel satisfied.

[u/ProofHorseKzoo → u/PixelProfect0]

Wdym, that game was hilarious

[u/toe_riffic → u/ProofHorseKzoo]

Ugh it was ugly. I’ll take the W but yeahhhh… really glad we have a bye week now.

[u/coltrain61 → u/toe_riffic]

We need big Chungus back

[u/DrewOfBarrymore]

when you think about it, our defense is so good the bucs couldn’t even win with 5 turnovers…

[u/Asd_89 → u/DrewOfBarrymore]

Glad to know we are still a defense first time per tradition.

[u/DrewOfBarrymore → u/Asd_89]

I think purposely throwing interceptions was the only way to prove to everyone that we have an elite defense as well as offense.

[u/JustinC70 → u/DrewOfBarrymore]

But your offense is

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[u/toe_riffic → u/DrewOfBarrymore]

[u/ericaepic → u/DrewOfBarrymore]

[u/blastoise05 → u/DrewOfBarrymore]

[u/Artistic-Broccoli411]

FBJ

[u/annoyedbypeoples → u/Artistic-Broccoli411]

Flairless ass ho ass bih

[u/Dr_Middlefinger → u/annoyedbypeoples]

Well done! Get em!

[u/GMI8BS]

I want a recount! Damnit, TB! You really shit the bed at the last second and now look what you’re making us have to do! Now we have to vote to impeach and remove you from the NFC Central.

[u/Geroldus]

Bears quintupled their seasons interceptions and somehow still won. Bucs should be ashamed.

[u/Jazqer → u/Geroldus]

I'm ashamed as well, can we all forget tonight happened?

[u/GratefulGolfer → u/Jazqer]

Don't be a bitch

[u/thedirtyharryg]

This game almost killed me.

[u/HalKitzmiller → u/thedirtyharryg]

I dont know why but Santos coming out still gives me massive anxiety

[u/ThatGuyWithCoolHair]

In another universe theres a safety hawking that blown coverage and we get pick number 5....im jealous of those guys

[u/Somecivilguy]

Never seen such a needed bye week

[u/Higachwhat]

Guys I don’t think Caleb is gonna stay on top of mahomes mountain this week

[u/NewPrints → u/Higachwhat]

That’ll be Joe Burrow.

[u/Time-CopFTP]

Well, we tried our best to give you guys a good hate watch. I feel like we did pretty good.

[u/cakedayisbirthday424]

Definitely not my proudest fap

[u/dreffen]

Bears had no business winning that game after 5 turnovers mother of god

[u/PunchBro → u/dreffen]

buuuuuuuut we did!

[u/Substantial_Issue682]

7-2 wins are wins

[u/ST_Lawson]

Gonna need two weeks to thoroughly bleach my eyes after watching that

[u/HugaM00S3 → u/[deleted]]

Sybau gutterwench till you get some flair

[u/redcurrantevents → u/[deleted]]

Aren’t you guys in last place or something?

[u/Dynamite_McGhee → u/[deleted]]

Yes, that's exactly what would happen and there is no recent evidence to contradict that please don't look it up.

[u/Opposite-Appeal-2117 → u/[deleted]]

Don’t care, no flair. Opinion invalid.

[u/DickSplodin → u/[deleted]]

Brother the 1928 Dayton Triangles would've won by two scores, what the fuck were the Buccaneers doing

[u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

I can only imagine the bears team sub was in shambles

[u/HalKitzmiller → u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

We had meatballs asking for Bagent to come into the game.

[u/coltrain61 → u/HalKitzmiller]

WTF? Did those assholes even watch Bagent play? Tampa Bay would have eaten him alive

[u/SmartyMcnugget → u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

Oh dude, everything gave me a horrible migraine. Everybody was just confused.

[u/EmotionalTowel1 → u/Alternative-Bee-1716]

I dare not even check, I can see the black smoke from here

[u/TheWizardOfKoz5226]

I think the entity that is claiming to be the pope may be from the other place

[u/Dr_Middlefinger → u/TheWizardOfKoz5226]

That certainly was unholy.

Ugly ugly win. But dubs is all that matters

[u/WayHighDudeMan111]

never a doubt

[u/EntertainerCute2290]

A few beers should make this ugly win look better.

[u/Mavori]

In the NFL thread, just after Bears went up 14-0 there was a comment how we'd get clowned in Memewar all day for only winning by 10 against Dolphins.

I concede we did not play a good game offensively and Phins fought hard.

But holy shit, is this game going to get fucking memed as well.

[u/J_Bob24]

Jordan [mid] Love turnovers (season) : 6

Caleb [mid?] Williams turnovers (tonight): 5

edit - caleb had 4, still shit, but slightly better

[u/redcurrantevents → u/J_Bob24]

Caleb has 5 for the year, and had 4 tonight

[u/ComfortableWar8860 → u/J_Bob24]

One of those turnovers wasn't Caleb

[u/thundershaft → u/J_Bob24]

4 ya silly

[u/J_Bob24 → u/thundershaft]

you right my b

[u/xn--gi8h]

Well that had some of everything short of a doink. An ugly win. Hope the hatewatchers that stayed past the first quarter got some gems.

[u/Higachwhat]

I look forward to the bye holy shit

[u/WanAli4504]

Thank GOD we enter a bye week

[u/b3_yourself]

An ugly win is still a win