NVIDIA CEO Admits Infidelity With Suspected Chinese Spy

[u/NPE-333]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-11-08/nvidia-board-to-probe-spying-case-after-ceo-jensen-huang-admits-infidelity

[u/NPE-333]

From the article:

Nvidia Corp.’s board is launching an investigation into whether Chief Executive Officer Jensen Huang was targeted by a foreign espionage plot after he admitted to employees that he was unfaithful to his wife.

The board will assemble a committee of independent directors, working with outside counsel, to oversee the investigation of the case, according to a statement Sunday. In his own memo to staff, Huang said he was “deeply sorry” for the affair.

“I was unfaithful to my wife,” he said. “My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did.”

[u/Devittraisedto2 → u/NPE-333]

Casually just tells employees hes having an affair

Imagine going on about your day in office and your CEO walks up to you and says "i done fucked someone else besides me wife"

[u/SpezSamplesMySack → u/Devittraisedto2]

One of my good friends that I worked with approached me in the breakroom one day and said he had to tell me something. He said something like "hey man, I just can't keep it a secret anymore. I'm sleeping with a coed at the local university". I told him he was an idiot, he had a loving wife and kids and how shocked I was he would do something so stupid. Then he told me yeah his wife got accepted to grad school there. Honestly, it was a great joke. Got me good.

[u/snoopsau → u/Devittraisedto2]

tbf, its normally the employees getting fucked...

[u/SicilianEggplant → u/Devittraisedto2]

I have a niece that works there and his management style is that he regularly talks to every-day employees. As opposed to other CEOs who only ever deal with upper management and are pretty insulated from the rank and file.

So by itself not unusual for him, but still pretty fucking wild conversation to have.

[u/ZizzianYouthMinister → u/NPE-333]

Bubbles not all that's poppin

[u/Deep_Satisfaction556 → u/NPE-333]

There is independent like we think of, and there is shareholder and board independent which have a very different threshold than the independent we think of. If you watch closely, you will see shareholder value closely guarded and all "findings" will be ignored.

[u/nankerjphelge]

Oh his wife is gonna get PAID.

[u/IvanMcbomb → u/nankerjphelge]

Getting custody of all his leather jackets

[u/GreatGojira → u/IvanMcbomb]

NO! NOT THE LEATHER JACKETS! He loves the jackets more than his AI! I mean kids!

[u/easycoverletter-com → u/nankerjphelge]

Damn they married young and it felt like a true love story. Sucks

[u/cokecaine → u/easycoverletter-com]

Hehe it always ends like this once you're worth billions.

[u/bicx → u/easycoverletter-com]

Even for those of us who think we’d never cheat in a million years: who knows how we’d hold up against a state-sponsored professional.

[u/nboro94 → u/easycoverletter-com]

His only true love is that leather jacket

[u/fruitpunchsamurai619 → u/easycoverletter-com]

You talk as if Bill Gates and Amazon guy didn’t do this. Both were compromised by their infidelity and it was used against them as blackmail.

[u/Tasty-Traffic-680 → u/nankerjphelge]

Gonna hope for another Mackenzie Scott situation 🤞

[u/thetaFAANG → u/nankerjphelge]

WAIT THIS IS JUST LIKE LOU PAI

THEY’RE GOING TO GET A DIVORCE JUDGE TO FORCE HIM TO SELL ALL OF HIS NVIDIA SHARES BEFORE THE BUBBLE BURSTS

AND THE SEC AND DOJ’s INSIDER TRADING CASE WILL STALL

🏆 GOAT

[u/psmgx → u/thetaFAANG]

5d chess right here

[u/abhorrentbm → u/nankerjphelge]

I'd be asking to be paid in 5090s

[u/Spirit_of_Hogwash → u/abhorrentbm]

Half 5090s, half stock

[u/spamfridge]

Surprised how quickly he admitted it. Evidence must be insane

[u/fattybunter → u/spamfridge]

Intelligence community is quite good at what they do

[u/Cyclic404 → u/fattybunter]

They were like: hot lady and powerful dude, maybe something is off there.

[u/superkeer → u/spamfridge]

It's possible the Chinese government presented him the terms and he just refused them, admitted to the affair, and escaped their leverage. If that's the case then, well, he took the right way out of a bad decision.

[u/Hobby_Profile → u/superkeer]

Or the FBI presented him with the evidence of her allegiance. He had been capitulating to her, but stopped and blew up the operation once he felt the heat.

[u/ZeppMan217 → u/spamfridge]

He was under investigation by the State Department. This is him trying to shape the narrative before the truth train runs him over. 

[u/ImAPonderer2]

The point was probably to compromise him with infidelity.

If you are in any position of power or influence & have a family, you are susceptible to the same

[u/AdminIsPassword → u/ImAPonderer2]

The thing is, it's just so predictable. He was born in Taiwan, does regular business with both Taiwan and mainland China. Controls a huge company of unique interest to China because of AI. Regularly found inside the White House.

Of course they were going to try to find a way to get leverage over Huang. It is in their national interest to do so.

And Huang is a goddamn moron for falling into such an obvious honeypot.

[u/Misery_Division → u/AdminIsPassword]

Yeah I'd excuse it if it was literally any other nationality, but that's just pathetic. He owns the most valued company on the planet, he probably has like 5 personal assistants and spends tens of millions on security, on top of having insane levels of government access. I'm sure he's got enough juice with the govt to have the CIA or NSA look up info on anyone he wants.

How is it that not one "expert" from his expensive and extensive entourage did their homework? I guess he kept the whole thing hidden because it was an affair, that just makes it even worse though.

If I were from Taiwan and my business got so big that it became intertwined with America's entire economy, I'd be paranoid looking for Chinese spies anywhere and everywhere, and I'd be justified too, even if I looked like a tinfoil nutjob. What a fucking amateur.

[u/PrizeSyntax → u/ImAPonderer2]

If you don't put your peepee where it shouldn't be, you will be fine

[u/Commercial-Co → u/ImAPonderer2]

He came out and admitted to the affair. So it loses the blackmail aspect of it.

[u/Dransel → u/Commercial-Co]

It only came out though because of recent reporting. It’s not like he got ahead of the news.

[u/vikster1 → u/ImAPonderer2]

bruh. the current us president donald trump isn't even charged for what's most likely child rape, among other felonies he committed before or in office

[u/lalavieboheme → u/ImAPonderer2]

i think the point was to influence him to pressure the U.S. to drop export controls

[u/KebabGud]

I wonder if Dr Lisa Su is disappointed in her cousin

[u/Savings-Date5026 → u/KebabGud]

Now I wonder who’s she’s fucking.

[u/yabn5 → u/Savings-Date5026]

Haven’t you check prices? It’s all of us.

[u/Tun-Tavern-1775]

Sooo... can we get a 5090 for less than $1k now?

[u/SluttyAuntEater → u/Tun-Tavern-1775]

Best I can do is a 8gb 5070 for $1500

[u/mowotlarx]

Cackling if some guy getting honeypotted by a spy is what finally gets the AI bubble to crash. Huang was the center of the circular AI investments that have been keeping these fraudulent ventures afloat.

[u/SevereRunOfFate → u/mowotlarx]

Gooning remains undefeated

[u/terrany1 → u/mowotlarx]

This was China's biggest play in AI against the west, actually trumps their Deepseek play last year

[u/OrangeInnards → u/mowotlarx]

Huang was the center

He still is. And even with him gone (assuming that happens), whoever fills his chair will make sure to try keep the ship on course. Nvidia has gone so deeply all-in on, and anchored itself to AI, virtually no other path is viable.

[u/beachsunflower → u/mowotlarx]

Honeydicked

[u/RankedFarting → u/mowotlarx]

Why would that happen? Hes just a CEO he can be replaced.

[u/Solid_Chocolate9311]

Typical… I hope she burns his leather jackets.😂

[u/Bczarconcepts → u/Solid_Chocolate9311]

I like how you said leather jackets, cause you KNOW that mfer got 8 walk-ins worth of the same leather jacket

[u/odin_the_wiggler → u/Solid_Chocolate9311]

"We're not getting rid of the duster."

[u/HelloWorld_bas → u/odin_the_wiggler]

It probably won’t even burn anyway, it’s not supposed to. It’s flame retardant, that’s the whole point. It’s like a shield of armor.

[u/Brainiac5000]

Hey CCP, im also in possession of top secret technologies 

[u/Livid_Tax_6432 → u/Brainiac5000]

Be careful what you wish for...

"Important" people (his position was valuable) get pretty spies, poor people get a fast treatment of beating out the "truth", lol

[u/walkslikeaduck08]

That $80B he's going to have to payout is going to be painful. For anyone that says "pre-nup", they met in college when he was still poor.

[u/pcurve → u/walkslikeaduck08]

I don't think he's worried about the $80B.

[u/mikew_reddit → u/pcurve]

imagine living on only $80B?! such a rough life!

[u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

Remember, these guys are all losers in real life.

[u/billrizy → u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

Wife is instantly a billionaire philanthropist.

[u/coconutpiecrust → u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

Yeah, what kind of guy cheats on his long-term wife with a Chinese spy? A loser. 

[u/Twt97 → u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

Those leather jackets say different

[u/WackGyver → u/Twt97]

The heavy lifting those leather jackets do puts Atlas to shame

[u/GankstaCat → u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

How could he be a loser? He has a leather jacket /s

[u/Pleasant_Plenty_4802 → u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

Peak redditor comment 😂

[u/GrowingHeadache → u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

In the Dwarkesh podcast he got so angry and kept saying he is not a loser

[u/qwertydiy → u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

Could apply to most in tech in general, sadly

[u/ProfessionalRound867 → u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

But unlike us losers, they at least have fame and money.

[u/derskillerrr → u/Spiritual-Bed3948]

Unlike all those chads in the comment section here

[u/scenestamper]

Bro his kids are working in nvidia too 😆😆

[u/oldDotredditisbetter → u/scenestamper]

and both kids had an interesting journey too. one studied culinary and the other had a bar in taiwan. around covid they took some online course on ai and witnin a couple years they rose in ranks into senior leadership

[u/ramence → u/oldDotredditisbetter]

yeah, they were allowed to have fun careers in their youth always knowing dad would get them leadership at Nvidia. At 30-something daddy likely told them it was time to lock in.

I do wonder if they think they've earned it

[u/12D1 → u/scenestamper]

I bet 1/2 of them are dating a Chinese spy.

[u/sharkdestroyeroftime]

Remember that interview he gave where he said he didn’t know his own address and he’d have to call his wife to tell him. Very funny to cheat on the person you have to call to get home.

We really gotta go a different direction than where these losers are sending us.

[u/fankoosh-56 → u/sharkdestroyeroftime]

Was that a flex? What does it mean to not know your home address?!

[u/this_might_get_weird → u/fankoosh-56]

He was attempting to justify the fact that when children used AI for assignments they performed better than those who didn’t but when you removed the AI they performed worse than the group who never used AI.

He used other examples like kids not learning long division anymore but the address example has nothing to do with learning and everything to do with him being completely out of touch with reality since he is the ceo of the “most valuable company” in the world and doesn’t need to know his own address.

[u/Wonderful-Smoke843 → u/sharkdestroyeroftime]

Or ya know.. ask the driver lol

[u/Worried-Aardvark-984]

I used to find honeypot plots in spy movies to be so ridiculous. People who are smart enough to be in positions of power will fall for something so obvious and dumb?

Turns out most men in real life are no different.

[u/RottenMilquetoast → u/Worried-Aardvark-984]

I think our perception of there being these well thought out, super intelligent thinkers at the head of everything is a bit of a fantasy.

It's probably more true that we're all a bit prone to impulsive behavior, and that the ladder to power is not really a meritocractic filter, but instead something akin to "only the most aggressively arrogant risk takers make it through, because everyone else gets burned out" 

[u/lordnacho666 → u/RottenMilquetoast]

This is exactly it. The billionaires tend to be people who can't stop themselves.

Sensible people who come into a lot of money will just stop when they know they have enough, and you will just never hear about their spaceship.

[u/secretsodapop → u/Worried-Aardvark-984]

Being in a position of power has genuinely nothing to do with being smart. People will argue this but once you’ve known enough people in positions of power you’d have to be a moron to think it’s about being smart.

[u/Rich_Ad_4630 → u/Worried-Aardvark-984]

Dude is a grown man who wears a leather jacket everywhere cause he wants to look cool. Hes 100% the type to fall for a honey pot

[u/JCarterPeanutFarmer → u/Worried-Aardvark-984]

Literally the world would be a safer more secure place if men just masturbated before sending that text or booking that flight.

[u/sneakylumpia → u/JCarterPeanutFarmer]

post nut clarity is the best counter intelligence tool

[u/OneBillPhil → u/Worried-Aardvark-984]

Everyone wants to get laid, it’s such a primitive, yet effective strategy. 

[u/Any_Owl2116 → u/Worried-Aardvark-984]

Men lol, women too

[u/rickjko]

The divorce settlement gonna be something else,hope she takes the leather jacket to.

[u/Kind_Package_2129]

It’s that damn leather jacket

[u/Katana_DV20]

The oldest trick in the spy book, no billionaire zipper can stay up when the Honey Weapon is deployed.

Netflix people frantically taking notes. I give it 6 months. Who will play Alice and who will play Jensen?

[u/cloud9ineteen → u/Katana_DV20]

Nathan Felder lives with Jensen Huang after the divorce. They see everything too, electric boogaloo!

[u/Awkward-Painter-2024]

Lori Huang is about to collect that bag!!!!!! Get it girl, call McKenzie and save us from this timeline!!!

[u/auto_poena → u/Awkward-Painter-2024]

Lori Huang, Mackenzie Scott (previously Bezos, and Melinda Gates should all be on a podcast together. 

[u/bqm11 → u/Awkward-Painter-2024]

Someone who already is infinitely rich now gets to remain infinitely rich, but now has her life permanently changed due to a cheating partner. Not exactly what I'd cheer get it girl for, I feel really bad for her and her children.

[u/SystemAny4819]

Anyone have a non-ratfuck article that’ll actually let me read what it says instead of trying to force me to pay $2 for a “free trial”?

God I hate that shit

[u/YouCanCallMeBazza → u/SystemAny4819]

How is pay-walled journalism still a common business model in 2026 when news is so easy to access for free elsewhere...

[u/examiner007]

What an idiot. He had everything in life: money, family, privilege, obscene wealth. Literally the top 1% of the top 1% of the world. And yet he was greedy for for more and ruined his family's mental health and his own reputation. Rich ppl are hella weird.

If I had his level of money and wealth, id sit my ass at home with my fam and never bother to show my face in public.

[u/MrTzatzik → u/examiner007]

Most billionaires would murder people to get richer. And many of them did in some way like ignoring safety regulations and killing people because of it.

[u/StudMuffinNick → u/examiner007]

You see it as having everything. But greedy businessmen cannot be satisfied. Mist of their "Rules to Success" have a rule specifically about not settling or stopping

[u/Inevitable_Idea_7470 → u/examiner007]

You wouldn't achieve this level of wealth, you'd stop at 1 5 or maybe 10mill. We would still know you as examiner007.

These people have something in their brain yelling 'more'

[u/Cory123125 → u/examiner007]

Had everything????

Why are people talking like this in this thread.

Are you telling me you believed most billionaires were not sleeping around??????

Like, there are island visitors left and right, and you're out here acting like a guy jumped off the edge because of infidelity with a reasonable range of age person?

[u/AndreLeGeant88 → u/examiner007]

Cheating isn't really a function of greed. It's a moral failure. The ignorant act was not realizing he would be a target for espionage 

[u/Stomping_Dino]

How is this situation gonna affect Nvidia's stock?

[u/comcastsupport800 → u/Stomping_Dino]

All the AI stocks will crash cause of one dude getting side pussy

[u/Ilikehotdogs1 → u/comcastsupport800]

Depends. Did he fuck with the jacket on? That matters

[u/ChefRamsaysPancreas → u/Stomping_Dino]

Dunno, but he admitted he knew she was a spy.

You don’t need DOJ or State to tell you:

THAT’S TREASON

[u/_everynameistaken_ → u/ChefRamsaysPancreas]

Fucking a spy isnt treasonous though. The fucking is the first step towards getting you to commit treason.

[u/drew8311]

Even for a spy this is pretty bold, I figured they would target some high level exec who has access to most of the same information rather than going straight for the top.

[u/MoonMaple → u/drew8311]

When people think about "spies", they aren't the people being trained from the ground up from academy or something.

The CCP targeted her due to her position, told her to retrieve information by any means for China. This is normally how spying works. Not the James Bond type.

[u/oldDotredditisbetter → u/MoonMaple]

wait, so she didn't train as a ballerina as a kid while also getting trained as a hitman at the same time?

[u/cloud9ineteen → u/drew8311]

Why honeypot many people when honeypotting just CEO do trick?

[u/Nybolts]

the chinese can be sneaky ..

Shi Pei Pu (Chinese: 时佩璞; pinyin: Shí Pèipú; 21 December 1938 – 30 June 2009)[1] was a Chinese opera singer and spy. He obtained classified information from Bernard Boursicot, an employee at the French embassy, during a 20-year sexual relationship in which he convinced Boursicot that he was a woman. Shi also claimed to have a child, a Uyghur boy whom he insisted was the result of their relationship. The case drew significant media attention in France when the true circumstances were revealed.

[u/NaRaGaMo → u/Nybolts]

he apparently learned a technique where is could take his d*ick back in

[u/frozrdude]

NVIDIA, the way Jensen was meant to be played.

[u/lunamypet]

So the stolen goods went to China

[u/EpicMattP]

Welcome to the champion’s club

[u/Elitist_Daily → u/EpicMattP]

forsenCD chills

[u/Scisir → u/EpicMattP]

Pick a card, any card!

The two of wives?

Excellent choice!

[u/Foreveramateur → u/EpicMattP]

OOOOOH GILLETTE

[u/Canadiangooner21]

Funny how these guys think they’re the smartest in the room and fall for the oldest trap in the book 🤣

[u/Emotional_Slide398]

He spent billions developing artificial intelligence but forgot to use his actual intelligence.

[u/lily_de_valley]

Anyone else finds it weird how public and how fast information is available to us? The CEO of one of the most valuable companies in the US market got honeypotted and U.S. intelligence doesn't seem to try to contain the information. They kinda just made a public announcement when right now, a lot of the economy is tied to people having faith in NVIDIA and Jensen Huang. Apparently this is technically old news, too

[u/Appropriate_Owl_91 → u/lily_de_valley]

The government knew about it for a while. Republicans just got annihilated in the midterms so Huang’s bribes aren’t going to work anymore. Elon gonna be next.

[u/NoBullet]

chatgpt sub scoffed at Abdul elsayeds comments about China stealing from US ai companies a few days ago lmao

[u/oso_cosmico]

Honeypots win again.

[u/g_bleezy]

You try keeping it in your pants when there are billions in the pockets!

[u/fankoosh-56 → u/g_bleezy]

Trillions. Tres commas is so 2000s. We are in cuatro commas now

[u/Sensitive_Spring653]

candidate for AI effigy event. take note.

[u/mconk]

Straight out of a Homeland episode lmao

[u/haixiang623]

Basically, Jensen Huang just admitted to cheating on his wife in an internal letter, and Nvidia’s board is launching an investigation. But the real tea is that Wall Street and Washington elites are using this scandal as the perfect excuse to finally grab control of Nvidia. The company has no dual-class shares, Huang only owns like 3.5%, and they’ve already stacked the board with their people from Goldman, Brookings, and intel circles. This whole “affair” drama is just the first move to strip the founder of power and lock down the $4 trillion AI empire.

[u/Whatever801]

Word of advice to all the tech dorks out there. If a beautiful woman is being nice to you, she's a Chinese spy

[u/Coitus_lnterruptus]

She found out he only has 4gb....

[u/iizbluefalcon → u/Coitus_lnterruptus]

3.5gb actually

[u/nailskin]

A lot of shareholders here it seems

[u/buffysbangs]

To be fair, she was the first woman to compliment that dumb leather jacket he keeps trying to make happen. Can’t say no to that 

[u/speedyturt13]

puts on Nvidia

[u/Quixotic_Seal → u/speedyturt13]

Believe it or not, calls.

[u/RockettSocks42]

These guys are dumb af.

[u/NotaContributi0n]

Sounds like attempted blackmail , but instead he didnt try to cover it up. Possible?

[u/Garchompisbestboi]

This is honestly great news, hopefully she got her hands on some decent trade secrets while still looped in and now some Chinese competitor is going to start manufacturing and selling 5080 equivalent cards for a quarter of the price.

[u/cerebrumvr]

Could have cheated with literally anyone on the planet. Chose a Chinese spy smh

[u/tomatoreds → u/cerebrumvr]

You’re naive if you think it is the only one affair. He has done with many but got caught for one this because of the attention/mark she had on her.

[u/floatable_shark → u/cerebrumvr]

If the Chinese state wholeheartedly wanted you to fall in love, they would succeed. 

[u/kadoop-234]

So are the GPU prices gonna drop ? lol

[u/CriticalDiscipline4]

Well he’s gonna have fun at the next congressional hearing.

[u/CriesAboutSkinsInCOD]

A new "MacKenzie Scott" may have just arrives.

[u/CurlOfTheBurl11]

A billionaire without a moral compass? I'm shocked, SHOCKED! Well not that shocked.

[u/Fun-Astronomer5311]

"a man is only as faithful as his options" -- Chris Rock.

[u/Some_Resort_5897]

He took a hit off the honey pot. 

[u/WildFlowLing]

I knew Jensen was slimy af. Dude just gives me the ick when he talks, like 100% of what he says is BS.

All billionaires are narcissistic liars. It’s a filtering mechanism when moving upward.

[u/grantiere]

What's the charge? Banging a spy? A succulent Chinese spy?

[u/Short_Switch_1807]

Lol I bet if congress weren't about to start investigating everything near Trump and AI, he wouldn't have said shit.

[u/Pale_Sun8898]

Gave her the ol’ RAM stick eh?

[u/Federal_Studio5935]

Can’t put a leather jacket on that

[u/HistoryBugs]

Can't believe a tech billionaire fell for a honeypot with some middle-aged Chinese auntie. You could've done better than that, Jensen 😭

[u/sewer_pickles]

Same CEO who thought it was ok to sign his name on a woman’s chest

[u/IAmARobot → u/sewer_pickles]

lol https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1d807fz/nvidia_presidentceo_jensen_huang_signing_a_shirt/llb8b66/

[u/scottybop]

The thing that pisses me off is all 4 articles I have tried to read about it on were paywalls. And are the top on Google news when I click see more.

[u/EarlyXplorerStuds209]

Wait he actually admitted it?

The CEO of the largest MNC in the world admitted to infidelity? Really?

Gonna go check this out brb

[u/bledolikiq]

What even is reality anymore?

[u/hakujo]

Not exactly how I thought the ai bubble would pop

[u/Cony_Sau_67]

Hopefully he was wearing his rubber jacket those times

[u/absurdly_tired_guy]

Oh now, he got busy with Elaine Chao while Mitch was on the machines.

[u/baconjerky]

This event is much more serious than anyone in this thread is acknowledging. This feels like timeline canon from a history textbook.

[u/Mr_CockSwing]

Did they admit this on sunday so their friends have first go at the stock movement before the poors are allowed to do anything?

[u/CleanParfait5246]

If they get divorced his wife will receive massive money, about 10x RTX 5090

[u/coffeequeen0523]

Perhaps the spy mistress is the mastermind behind the NVIDIA heist or was the honeypot to get the logistic details for the heist?

https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/s/wMTP4Va8HZ

Edit to add: https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/s/XqqSJ6EYya

[u/ElysiumSprouts]

Dude got played by a gold digger. You'd think rich guys wouldn't be so easy.

[u/shotgunocelot → u/ElysiumSprouts]

Not a gold digger, a honey pot, which is way worse

[u/BigDaddyReptar → u/ElysiumSprouts]

Not shocking at all former nerdy dude who probably didn't get much attention is now up against the most skilled most seductive agents on earth. Bro was up against the closest thing to a real life succubus humans have been able to create

[u/MentallyUnfi → u/ElysiumSprouts]

More than a gold digger

[u/YoshiTheDog420 → u/ElysiumSprouts]

You have to understand these guys are rich, but they’re still the same losers that they always were. More money doesn’t make you more likable or makeup for lack of character.

[u/Bleezy79]

lol if you were to write a movie script about this era of America, it would be laughed out of hollywood for being too ridiculous. The headlines we've got the last 10 years have been beyond anything I imagined would be real life.

[u/JCarterPeanutFarmer]

If you aren’t shorting NVIDIA Monday morning you deserve to be poor. This is awful news for them lmao.

[u/NightflowerFade → u/JCarterPeanutFarmer]

I always find it so funny that people suggest buying or shorting after a news story comes out. Are you, as a retail investor, faster to the information than institutions?

It's all priced in bro

[u/Kirby_is_a_Pokemon → u/JCarterPeanutFarmer]

Monday? This is old news big dog. Story broke last week.

Actually, yeah go ahead and short it.

[u/Life_Without_Lemon → u/JCarterPeanutFarmer]

Little late to the party buddy. This news was reported back in October.

[u/DetailLow5051]

ChatGPT am I being caught in a honeypot? Ignores the answer and proceeds to undermine his reputation. Now the feds need to nail him to the wall for his stupidity.

[u/hexferro]

Who tf cares.

[u/iamaredditboy]

An expensive divorce coming…..

[u/Singingmute]

The leather jackets were clearly the sign of a midlife crisis

[u/jcsi]

Is always the 🐱 that gets you

[u/Big_Dinner3636]

By now, it should just be common sense. If you are someone with even a modicum of power, information, or wealth and someone even remotely attractive gives you anything more than a passing glance, they're a honeypot.

[u/azgarz]

Ada Wong constantly getting herself involved in the strangest situations

[u/FlyingDumplingTrader]

What if he was just doing intelligence gather?

[u/0x-kernal-panic]

Don’t know how anyone could be surprised. Have you seen this guy talk? Perhaps if you are surprised, you are buying into the lies and drinking his metaphorical koolaid and posting on Reddit with a $20,000 graphics card.

[u/KingJTheG]

Yeah he’s cooked

[u/TyrannasaurMan]

Before I cast judgement, let me see a photo of her.

[u/neuronexmachina]

Letter from Jensen Huang to nvidia employees: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/08/nvidia-jensen-huang-email-board-of-directors-statement.html

To my colleagues at NVIDIA,

I owe my family and all of you an apology.

I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry.

Throughout my life, my family has given me love and support. They deserve my honesty and loyalty. Instead, I let them down and damaged the life we built together. I take full responsibility for what I did and the hurt I caused, and I accept the criticism that comes with it.

To my wife and family: I love you. I know an apology cannot undo what I have done. I hope our family will heal and that, over time, I can earn back your trust.

To my colleagues at NVIDIA, including those I have worked alongside for decades, and to our board, partners, and shareholders around the world: you deserve better from me. Leading NVIDIA is the privilege of my life. My responsibility is to serve you and be worthy of your trust. I have fallen short of that responsibility. I am fully committed to NVIDIA and will work to earn back your confidence.

Regarding the national security concerns raised in news reports, NVIDIA’s Board of Directors has initiated an independent investigation. I support the investigation and will cooperate fully. I love our country and our company. I am committed to protecting NVIDIA and supporting America’s national security. I am proud and grateful to be an American.

My family bears no responsibility for my choices. I do. Please give them privacy.

— Jensen

[u/Cultural-Bluejay-124]

These tech bro idiots......

"These super hot women suddenly like me for my personality and dont want to get anything from me"

yeah okay.

[u/CaravelClerihew]

The custody battle over his cringe grandad leather jackets has "middling Netflix documentary" written all over it.

[u/Flipflapfloppin]

He is such a cliche. And FFS, he has become so agonizingly unbearable. Of course he's been getting duped by a honeypot. The guy was being such a loudmouthed bastard, so full of himself, and exhibiting so little regard for humanity, it is just the fly on top of the turd that he's been screwing the least subtle, most overt example of a Chinese honeypot operative. I mean, good grief, how does he not get fired? How do execs like this not get completely thrown out? They are a threat to the entire stock market, never mind their companies bottom line, or national security. FFS!

[u/Fibercastel]

Get ready for a new richest woman on earth

[u/AnomalyNexus]

The leather jacket made him irresistible ofc

[u/Relevant-Doctor187]

Gentlemen! This is capitalism manifest!

[u/jaff80]

I want this to be what pops the AI bubble.

[u/e37d93eeb23335dc]

I hope his soon to be ex-wife turns out like Bezos ex-wife and donates billions of dollars of that nvidia stock.

[u/Constant-Machine8838]

Will GPU prices drop?

Someone send a bosomed spy to the head of ram manufacturing at Samsung.

[u/Conscious-Quarter423]

"I was party to a Chinese intelligence plot to steal high-end computing chips" is something the lawyers need to massage a little bit first lol

[u/Conscious-Quarter423]

voting can move fucking mountains

[u/YamiPhoenix11]

They got him hook, line and sinker.

Oldest trick in the book.

Really hope this hits Nvidia hard.

[u/Less-Dingo111]

lol the divorce is gonna give his wife billions

[u/Loud-Edge7230]

Why are all these "smart" people so... dumb?

[u/Cheeseburger2137]

Whoever is in charge of his security has only a slightly better day than the guy himself lol.

[u/tastethecourage]

Jensen Huang and the Spy Who Shagged Me