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That’s probably what the big Michal blueberry would say

I open up the S-1 and lo and behold, what do I see? For the first six months of 2026, Anthropic had a modest operating loss of $693 million paired with an absolutely massive book loss of more than $72 billion.

So I ask myself, how can this be?

Why, as always, the simplest explanation is the best. They're one of us. I mean, how the hell do you lose $72b like this in 6 months if you're not on WSB. They probably shorted oil or loaded up on gourd futures, or some stupid shit like that. And you know where they got the idea to do it.

Mods, if you're seeing this, I have a plan to make Anthropic investable. We just need to find their wsb account and ban it.

Burry me in cash 🌈🐻

I started individually trading 8 years ago when I opened the first portfolio. The second account was opened more recently when the cowards at Merrill decided I was no longer allowed to trade pink slip Boswell shares for their water rights. I went heavily into Cloudflare after the IPO, saw it moon, and only found out about the 2022 crash when I got home from Driftwood Recovery in 2023, so I bought more. Now I have four million dollars. It’s time to sell SaaS and buy oil because Saudi Arabia is about to be looted by the Houthis.

See y’all in the apocalypse.

PS: Like all great investors, I inherited this money. I’m in my mid 30s. JG Boswell tried to dynamite our levies 80 years ago.

PPS: If I get to 5 billion I will build a pyramid bigger than Giza.

PPPS: I also inherited land being developed to store a hundred million tons of Uncle Sam’s CO2 tax credits. You’ll be paying for the pyramid.

PALANTIR NOW MAKES MORE MONEY FROM U.S. COMPANIES THAN FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

U.S. commercial revenue hit $984 million in Q3, up 148% from a year ago. U.S. government revenue was $953 million, up 96%.

A year ago it was the other way around: $397 million from U.S. companies versus $486 million from the government.

Palantir now expects more than $3.559 billion in U.S. commercial revenue this year, growth of at least 143%.

the time has finally arrived

source: FX Fighter Kurumi-chan 

no words needed