I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry.
Throughout my life, my family has given me love and support. They deserve my honesty and loyalty. Instead, I let them down and damaged the life we built together. I take full responsibility for what I did and the hurt I caused, and I accept the criticism that comes with it.
To my wife and family: I love you. I know an apology cannot undo what I have done. I hope our family will heal and that, over time, I can earn back your trust.
To my colleagues at NVIDIA, including those I have worked alongside for decades, and to our board, partners, and shareholders around the world: you deserve better from me. Leading NVIDIA is the privilege of my life. My responsibility is to serve you and be worthy of your trust. I have fallen short of that responsibility. I am fully committed to NVIDIA and will work to earn back your confidence.
Regarding the national security concerns raised in news reports, NVIDIA’s Board of Directors has initiated an independent investigation. I support the investigation and will cooperate fully. I love our country and our company. I am committed to protecting NVIDIA and supporting America’s national security. I am proud and grateful to be an American.
My family bears no responsibility for my choices. I do. Please give them privacy.
Nah, this is more an apology to Nvidia's shareholders than to his wife.
It reads as "I fucked up by letting this go public, please don't kick me out of the CEO position". I'm sure the shareholders don't care that he cheated, they only care that the shares value might drop by this scandal going public.
Jensen Huang sticking his dick in some CCP honeypot strange ends up being the beginning of the AI bubble bursting. Not on anyone's bingo card for sure.
As they say, nobody gets to CEO at a major company by giving a fuck about their family.
That’s why pretty much any time a CEO claims they’re stepping down for family reasons, the stock price dips. Investors know nobody in that league cares about family, so it’s an easy excuse to tuck tail and get out of there.
Apparently, U.S. intelligence already started monitoring Alice Huang and her company Megaspeed since late 2024 for providing information (and likely chips) to Beijing. But they didn't tell our boy Jensen so Alice wouldn't know her communication devices were being tapped. It seems like he wasn't aware of her being a spy until relatively recently and came to inform the board.
He wouldn't have needed to leak anything deliberately. All he had to do was lose sight of her for a couple of minutes. She could've cloned his phone, set up cameras or mics, plugged a USB drive into his laptop for a few seconds, or something along those lines... She wouldn't even need to be tech-savvy; she'd just have to follow her handler's instructions.
Considering this guy probably has direct access to the POTUS, it is a big deal, as you say. Come to think of it, I find it interesting that she probably had the CIA all over her, and if that's the case, I bet Trump knew about it...
Then again, sure, billionaires don't go to prison, and they have no shame, so he probably won't resign anytime soon. But you can't be in bed with the US government and a Chinese spy at the same time, at least in theory...
Pretty interesting turn of events. I'd say there's a lot more to it than meets the eye, considering the chip-smuggling operations and all...
I actually love that they published this. I find it really refreshing that a CEO and a company isn't just burying their hands in the sand waiting for it to pass over. Sure the apology has been massaged by a PR team to be most effective, and I don't give a fuck what it actually says.
Acknowledging that he did something bad and that he isn't lying about it is a nice change of pace as opposed to saying shit like "Don't believe your eyes."
I'm not an expert on corporate PR but I've worked in a few companies and saw a few affairs. Publishing such open letter on company website means it was no regular affair but something way heavier that he wants to keep as quiet as possible - so now I'm leaning towards the theory that the woman he had affair with was indeed Chinese spy.
so now I'm leaning towards the theory that the woman he had affair with was indeed Chinese spy.
I am going further. I don't think the affair is the real story, its too stupid. I think she helped him circumvent the ban on selling Nvidia cards to China and the affair is basically the cover
Yeah definitely. They want to cover it up as an affair. An affair basically just slap on the hand, meanwhile if she's Chinese spy, or worse, actual Chinese official that both party knew... your company basically done.
Yea, I've got a background in PR and my mentors would call this a company nuke because it's only done as a last resort. A normal affair would've been kept underwraps unless it was like the Coldplay couple level of publicity and even that'd be more about distancing. This? There's gonna be so much more that comes out.
I don't care who he sleeps with. I care about being able to buy PC hardware, having a job that isn't destroyed by AI, and having a planet that isn't destroyed by AI. Dude doesn't owe any of us an apology for banging a Chinese honeypot. He owes us an apology for the three things I mentioned.
It looks shameful to cheat; he’s apologizing to try to patch his image. To save face.
But it is clear that Jensen feels no shame for completely fucking consumers over via Nvidia’s actions in the AI space.
He, and all the other execs at the top of these companies profiting from AI, have consistently demonstrated they do not give a single flying fuck about anything but money
Well to be fair, he only apologized to his family, colleagues and the board. He still doesn't give a single fk about the people that supported the company and made it possible to be what it is today.
First they cheated on us with Bitcoin miners, and we forgave them for that. Then they cheated on us with scalpers, and we forgave them for that. Now they're cheating on us with AI. I'm tired boss.
Imo it's partly because a lot of them weren't cool enough or attractive enough to receive a lot of overt attention from women when they were younger, so now that they're older and richer they have no real defences against a determined, attractive woman.
Also because to be someone that rich, you generally have to have flexible morals to begin with.
Because high class spies arent just physically hot. They are trained precisely on the specific type of language and personality their mark resonates with.
They can literally make you feel like this is your soulmate, that is the type of psyops they can pull. And yes, this is easier on men obviously.
I mean, I'd accept his apology if he gives us all 5090's. It would show that he's genuinely sorry for his actions and would demonstrate that he's willing to do what is necessary to rebuild that trust. Anybody else think that a 5090 for everyone would be a sufficient gesture of goodwill?
Edit I'm getting the impression that some of you don't understand that I was joking, and I'm not sure how to feel about that lol.
The 50th generation was released for the first time in many years with a six-month delay.
The 60th generation has been delayed until the end of 2027 at best, or until 2028 at worst. Although according to the schedule for the last 20 years we should already have the 60th generation, and in 2028 the 70th.
But he gave priority to data centers and they get a new generation every 12-18 months, and now we get it every 30-36.
He must return to us the 2-year cycle of releasing new generation of video cards with actual prices and availability. And after that, he can give everyone 6090, because 5090 is the worst piece of silicon I have ever used in my entire life. Why give us such a poor gift? Let him give away a good video card without driver problems and without a melting connector..
They're not just targeting people like Jensen, Anthropic and OpenAI are training all of their employees with material that basically states, "If someone that you couldn't get before working at our company, you may want to assume they are trying to steal company secrets." I'm obviously not quoting directly, but they're training their employees to avoid these types of honeypots.
Jensen wasn't exactly poor before the AI craze hit his company but he certainly elevated to that "super crazy de facto mini-country"-levels of rich after it did.
Intelligence agencies had knowledge of this affair last year, no? My man barely lasted 1000 days of AI craze and keeping his Huang in his blue Jensens.
"To Everyone (Shareholders, no one else matters,) I'm deeply sorry I got outed for being a complete sleaze. Don't worry- I'll keep fucking as many people as I can to maintain obscene profits.
Betrays everyone consumers, his wife, his kids bro can't be trusted god knows all the sketchy business moves we dont know of that he has made behind closed doors
Cheater at home, cheater in business. The board should ditch him. Especially if he's dumb enough to fall for an obvious honeypot after being in his position for as long as he has.
Jensen was sleeping with chinese spy who was smuggling banned GPUs to China. It isn't known if Jensen knew that she is a spy. But she got some contracts thanks to him
His Chinese honey pot's last name? Huang! Same as his! This keeps getting better and better. And his wife is very intelligent, and I think prettier than the fuck buddy spy!
Oh yes you do Jensen, I thought you were a good man but... We can forget that if you can arrange a certain thing called RTX 5090 packed in a box and just post it to an address I may drop.
I'm not saying I want him fired from the company he founded, but I'm not not saying it. This and the millions of other decisions he's made have hurt the PC industry as a whole. If this is the straw that breaks the camel's back, so be it. I'm here for it. The plummeting stock is gonna feel so good.
Lol to anyone that thinks him being gone is a good idea.
Wait until they do kick him out and replace him with someone who completely stops any and all R&D on gaming, shuts down their gaming division, goes full blown AI and doesn’t even sell to consumers anymore just like what Micron did.
bruh he is prob the last shred of decency and goodwill the company has left. the moment he's gone the bandaid is ripped off and you can kiss the nvidia home GPU lineup goodbye.
They're throwing the blame on the woman, but Jensen himself is a Chinese asset. He has worked tirelessly over the last 2 years to pressure the Trump administration to allow his company to sell restricted GPUs to China while looking the other way as his company smuggles them through third-parties (like her company Megaspeed) anyway.
He rightly sees Huawei as a future threat to NVIDIA so doesn't seem outlandish for him to want to establish a monopoly in the Chinese market as well to stamp that out. And that arguably serves US interests, too. At this point, this could very well be yet another CEO shitty husband with a mistress.
And it seems just as likely for this to be a plot to replace him with someone more amenable to Silicon Valley interests as it is Chinese espionage. Either way, it's becoming an interesting story.
This is the start of him getting pushed out so a board can install a fully controllable figurehead. What direction that goes at this point who knows… boards are starting to realize the general population doesn’t care about their “AI” variant.
Just another very rich, very entitled guy who took everything…his wife, family, company for granted. He deserves to be divorced, fired and watch half of his wealth disappear in the divorce settlement. Sound heartless? Maybe I am. And the whole “catering to the data centers” and shitting all over the pc gaming community doesn’t help my saltiness. Jensen is f’ing greedy and thought he could have it all. Morals optional. The only thing really funny is he decided to have an affair with a Chinese spy.
Yeah, Jensen is in big trouble for this one. Not from his family or shareholders, those are consequences he can get out of fairly easily. No, Uncle Sam is going to be knocking at his door and that's the kind of thing that can take him down.
he is scum, wheres the surprise here? he rips off and cheats customers, the worlds economy, gamers and his wife. yeah... this is exactly the kinda man he is. absolute scum.
I owe you all an apology, I was unfaithful to my gamers. I had a cheeky sneaky gangbang with the tech bros behind a datacenter.
What I did hurt our LoL and WoW forever players. Basically all the AAA players felt let down. Fortunately the emulator and retro crowd was surprisingly meh about it.
To my gamers, I love you. I know what I did was wrong. I cannot undo what I have done. I can only wear my ugly leather jacket on stage once more while releasing to 7099 RTZ with 3000% of the performance of the 5090 RTX* at the low low price of only 59,000 USD. I hope that over time this can earn back your trust.
To my colleagues at NVIDIA: "work harder, make no mistakes".
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u/the007connoisseur 14h ago •
Wow, a PR apology to a wife, can't say I've seen that before. Oh, things people do for money...