the new destroyer of ports

[u/RokoTheDreamer10078]

[u/Am_0115]

[u/odrea → u/Am_0115]

[u/joeg26reddit → u/Am_0115]

Just cuz you Cuda

Don’t mean you shuda

[u/palindromesko → u/Am_0115]

AI has unfettered our imaginations!

[u/Aint-Nuttin-Easy → u/Am_0115]

This is next level goddamn genius

[u/Chicken65]

I wanna see the memes from the Chinese perspective. Consider from their side that the most powerful man of Taiwanese origin in the world who is also American got compromised by the most basic tactic.

[u/Remarkable-Win-8556 → u/Chicken65]

I want to see the Chinese WSB.

[u/cheddarkittyy → u/Chicken65]

I’m Chinese, Chinese internet is surprised that she’s not even that beautiful to be the mistress of a man with 200 billion dollars. Also she’s in her 40s, people thought Jensen would go for someone younger because 40s is considered very old in China

[u/Grow_away_420 → u/Chicken65]

It's the most basic tactic because it still works all the fucking time.

[u/redditmodsRrussians → u/Chicken65]

I think you can just watch Taiwan's TVBS on Youtube to see the funny shit. They have various talk shows at night and I watch them as a way to spend time with my aging grandfather.

[u/IAmIcePho3nix → u/Chicken65]

Saw this one on Red Note

[u/No-Mycologist2746 → u/Chicken65]

Always the same. Kompromat

[u/chicu111 → u/Chicken65]

“When you’re a spy but everyone knows you’re a spy. Even that god forsaken regard sub on Reddit knows”

[u/Loose_Hornet4126 → u/Chicken65]

Surprised men have hobbies? Take as old as time

[u/Chunknorris111]

From NY Post. The pun tabloid.

"Alice Haung is an executive at Megaspeed, a Singapore-based company that purchased billions in cutting-edge AI chips from Nvidia. 

It’s not clear how long the Huang-Huang bang bang lasted, but they were pictured together at a bar in Taipei in 2024."

[u/Cleavon_Littlefinger → u/Chunknorris111]

It’s not clear how long the Huang-Huang bang bang lasted

That's some good shit right there

[u/Spiritual-Spread-969 → u/Chunknorris111]

If she was a Chinese spy then Taiwan security also failed if she’s able to come lol

[u/Independent_Band59]

Face that launched a thousand margin calls

[u/Waste_Way_4763 → u/Independent_Band59]

Legendary. Send this to the top.

[u/stabzi → u/Independent_Band59]

[u/josephsiefers → u/Independent_Band59]

Alice of China

[u/sushimanliu]

[u/33rus → u/sushimanliu]

Notice how it only mentions Chinese

[u/SegaPlaystation64 → u/sushimanliu]

"If I could go back in time, I might reconsider it."

[u/fujiwara_tofuten]

[u/Ambivalent28 → u/fujiwara_tofuten]

When I saw this a little while back, I knew he could be compromised by women.

[u/sushimanliu]

[u/Few_Tea_6466 → u/sushimanliu]

Someone make this but with the wife, cause she's getting at least half of nvidia in the divorce

[u/No_Presentation4286]

[u/spacmann → u/No_Presentation4286]

Fixed that for you

[u/Don_Alosi → u/No_Presentation4286]

How appropriate, She's holding about 5% of all our pensions, and I mean fucking nearly everyone in the western world, by the balls right now

[u/Savagery9411]

[u/mini-hypersphere → u/Savagery9411]

I mean, red is in season

[u/Iunatic]

[u/Mother-Style6479 → u/Iunatic]

[u/AccomplishedBonus364]

[u/cornmonger_ → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

lol saw that when i googled her

just get a hooker jensen

[u/__pickle_rick → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

[u/DrfluffyMD → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

[u/Axolotis → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

[u/sadlittlewaffle → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

Turned on the Huang setting

[u/Alarming-Rate-6899 → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

I mean it's not like beautiful people still look the same after taking off their makeup and in a bad lighting.

[u/Spare-Dingo-531 → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

Honestly, she's not bad for her age! And it totally makes sense. You'd wanted her to be slightly older to make the honeypot realistic.

[u/rayrockray → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

I had to google who she was yesterday and was so confused if there were more than one woman involved. 😆

[u/tomis_24 → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

Which one is before and after Jensen Huang?

[u/s1n0d3utscht3k → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

MODS ON

[u/Old_Constant_1377 → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

Lcd vs Oled

[u/AnonThrowaway998877 → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

lmao

[u/Luchador_En_Fuego → u/AccomplishedBonus364]

[u/MICQUIELLO17]

[u/blindanddum]

The best would be if she was actually just the intermediary between Jensen and the Chinese markets he’s not supposed to be selling to, but since they’re caught he’s playing it off as though it was an affair

[u/certain-fig-3200 → u/blindanddum]

holy shit this is the first time I'm hearing this take and it's actually a good one.

Former: Illegal, jail time, SMCI situation where stock price takes a HUGE hit (but in this case, taking down the global economy, really).

Affair: Memes, blows over eventually.

[u/killzone44 → u/blindanddum]

I actually think this is not a crazy explanation. Else why apologize in this fashion. It's more showy than other methods

[u/slamchop → u/blindanddum]

Wow, I think this is actually it. Would explain the timing and the leaks

[u/-GuyDeLombard- → u/blindanddum]

This is mostly like it. Maybe a combination of both honestly.

[u/theflyingbuddha → u/blindanddum]

I mean, why not both?

[u/ThotPoppa]

she turned my floppy disc into a hard drive

[u/TequieroVerde → u/ThotPoppa]

You're gonna need a solid state for all that ram.

[u/archers_scotch → u/ThotPoppa]

Still only 3.5”

[u/grrrfld]

[u/_weaponized_autism → u/grrrfld]

[u/Loud-Ad9148 → u/grrrfld]

Even the chicks Jensen 😂

[u/mau_tamos]

[u/darkchippy]

[u/rice_bag_holder → u/darkchippy]

this is the reason why Keanu Reeves would not wrap his hands/arms anywhere when taking photos. (Without saying whether Jensen is guilty) This could just be a moment when she walks over to say hi.

[u/Winter_Bear_1707 → u/darkchippy]

Okay this pic is new to me. Wtf?! Why haven’t we all seen this one yet??

[u/QuantrixQuintrix → u/darkchippy]

Whoa!

[u/tiltedasfk]

[u/sushimanliu]

[u/Yvese → u/sushimanliu]

We finally have a front pic of her

She's not the spy but it's nice to finally see a different angle to this legendary pic lol.

[u/New-Implement-5979]

Daddy Huang - bang for the buck!

[u/Hi_Keyboard_Warriors]

[u/error521]

Of all the things to pop the AI bubble I didn't expect the reason to potentially be Jensen Huang banging a chinese chick. Maybe that's on me

[u/s1n0d3utscht3k → u/error521]

[u/Ant0n61 → u/error521]

For this timeline, tame narrative

I would have expected it to be a lady boy from hanoi that’s into little people orgies

[u/Blitzdog416]

[u/Glenny0020 → u/Blitzdog416]

[u/Top-Assignment7036 → u/Blitzdog416]

oh wood as in would. i thought this was a representation of our collective assholes retracting in fear.

[u/tiltedasfk]

[u/tomis_24]

Most of y'all will give her your password if she asked.

[u/Daily_Heroin_User → u/tomis_24]

Yeah but we’re poor and desperate degens

[u/Spl00ky → u/tomis_24]

daddyjensen69

[u/IMovedYourCheese → u/tomis_24]

I would unlock my company laptop for her so quick

[u/WASRmelon_white_claw → u/tomis_24]

4

[u/Few-Artichoke-7593 → u/tomis_24]

hunter2

[u/Badkidstatus]

[u/aleqqqs]

put his wang in the wong huang

[u/SnooMacarons4225 → u/aleqqqs]

They call him Jensen Wang

[u/thizzledance → u/aleqqqs]

A+, glad I scrolled this far

[u/Shadow_Consultant]

[u/Azurebbit]

God damn it Jensen. All this bullshit the past week and now you go tanking my NVDA calls. SPY not spy, damn it Huang.

[u/HeavensRequiem]

This is the most enlightened sub on reddit

[u/Wonko-D-Sane → u/HeavensRequiem]

I spend hours scrolling here for sage wisdom, it is a pure goldmine.

[u/Big_Instruction9922]

This woman must have been a very generous lover. 

[u/blackbox42 → u/Big_Instruction9922]

Or smart enough to keep up with him. Sexy but dumb isn't nearly as fun as above average looks and brilliant.

[u/fun__friday → u/Big_Instruction9922]

Do these women do the most depraved shit their target can think of, or how do they get a billionaire to be with them specifically rather than the million other women they could pick?

[u/FearTheEffectiveCode]

[u/ed2727]

[u/The_Esteemroller]

Hé-Lín of Troy

[u/navyjag2019 → u/The_Esteemroller]

the face that sunk a thousand chips

[u/Master-Marionberry35]

damnnnnnnnnnnnn. investing tomorrow morning

[u/Swimming-Message-796]

I wonder who they sent after AMD's CEO.

[u/JudgmentGold2618 → u/Swimming-Message-796]

[u/Threat_Level_2400]

[u/Is_so_cuul_sonbbich]

[u/briandesigns]

papa Jensen got catfished pretty hard. Hopefully her real faced stopped the leak from being too severe.

[u/Spare-Dingo-531 → u/briandesigns]

I said elsewhere that she's actually not that bad looking for a honeypot.

You wouldn't want her to be too young because then the honeypot would be unrealistic.

[u/QuantrixQuintrix → u/briandesigns]

Read a comment saying his laptop was copied

[u/SelenaMeyers2024]

Definitely attractive. Not ruin everything attractive, not even ruin current marriage attractive.

[u/legendofthededbug → u/SelenaMeyers2024]

Guarantee she's intelligent and very charming. These honey pots aren't just booty callls

[u/Soggy_Palpitation789 → u/SelenaMeyers2024]

I think people underestimate the amount of social engineering these spies do. People dont just divulge secrets to the hottest person in the world, they divulge it to people they feel they can trust.

[u/whoknowsifimjoking → u/SelenaMeyers2024]

This is her without the filter

[u/AffordableDelousing → u/SelenaMeyers2024]

There are about 20 million Chinese women that look exactly like her.

And I'll just preface by saying I know that sounds racist, but it's super true.

[u/Basic-Afternoon65 → u/SelenaMeyers2024]

Attractive enough to lose money on, not attractive enough to lose the house, the wife, and the money on. That's called diversification.

Finally, a WSBer who understands position sizing.

[u/miktoo]

I'd huang out with her too.

[u/xeuropa]

Damn, must be good covfefe

[u/HI1681 → u/xeuropa]

DESPITE the media covfefe...

[u/IAmANobodyAMA]

Her?

[u/Muted_Woodpecker9585]

A succulent Chinese meal 🥘

[u/jlee42473]

[u/hercdriver4665]

I would destroy her ports

[u/niki1509]

[u/ianlulz → u/niki1509]

Bruh is that her?l or AI?

Because if that’s her, I get it. Fuck tha trilly.

[u/astrawberryandakiwi]

[u/External-Gazelle-346]

Can’t wait for the “Im Alice Huang, the girl that banged the AI bubble, AMA”

[u/Bigfoot_Owes_Me_One]

Jensen: “She likes me for meeee”

[u/edsmith726]

[u/jlee42473]

[u/Shinotakux]

[u/EquivalentBorn9411]

Makes little sense. Sounds more like nvidia was using this lady to sell chips to china

[u/-The-Suspect]

[u/bootleg_gucci]

The leather jacket boss needed to enjoy himself. It’s built into Taiwanese genes, the side hustles.

[u/BlessedChance]

[u/Loose_Hornet4126]

Would smash. F it all

[u/ToRunToo]

[u/Sudden-Mix337]

Just went from 6 to midnight

[u/erebuxy]

Maybe she just bought a lot of put

[u/Critical_Wealth_3534]

I knew Auto Parts Tina was up to something.

[u/fausto_]

[u/Nonya5 → u/fausto_]

Too soon

[u/Low-Dragonfly4727]

how will this affect clavicular

[u/Roffles85]

Just when I think the JP Morgan gem was the peak, Jensen delivers this.

[u/Responsible_Emu3601]

She looks nothing like that

[u/erov → u/Responsible_Emu3601]

She used to.

[u/ClassicMonk]

The face that launched a thousand chips

[u/NoInspection2921]

We'll be telling the future generations that a CEO crushing puss is why the AI bubble popped.

[u/UseAndAbuseMePappi]

Agree or disagree with this?

[u/Professional_Run2842]

Deepseek?

[u/Big_Issue8640]

I feel like I want to buy an engine.

[u/Ramenwithacanoftuna]

Definitely hit it with his leather jacket still on.

[u/EnvironmentalGift257]

Hey I think I buy peptides from her.

[u/john_everyman_1]

Why couldn't I be born the CEO of a multi billion dollar tech company 

[u/Spiritual-Story9146]

All the Alice Huang profiles are getting thousands of views now.

Meanwhile women with names Jenny Lin and Rose Chen are extremely jealous and deciding to rename themselves one more time.

[u/wtyl]

His down-to-earth looking wife asking Jensen to do the impossible for 40 years.

[u/axewoodsman]

Would be sorta hilarious if this is the controversy that sinks Nvidia and Jensen runs off to China taking all the secrets with him and marries the this hottie SPY and have kids with her. Netflix will make it into a movie.

[u/TH3RM4L33]

[u/cbusoh66]

Good lord...

[u/baldersz]

[u/weinerjuicer]

perfect situation for “just the chip” jensen

[u/Accomplished_Fun3960]

[u/dcarew1999]

[u/LurkingInTheDoorway]

I can fix her

[u/jamesrggg]

Let me at her ill do the same to her's

[u/Teonanacatlbruh]

Kim Jong Hot

[u/MagnetizedMetal]

The Rise of China

[u/Sharp-Direction-6894]

I bet Jensen bought her those earrings too.

[u/Meanboy_og]

I mean… can’t say I wouldn’t be guilty as well

[u/DeChilli]

RXT 5090 Chinese Founding Founder Edition early 2027?

[u/Dmoan]

That's definetly not her real or recent pic here is more recent picture of her published by a short seller

[u/I_Call_Bullshit_____]

His wife looks like my high school biology teacher Mrs. Lichtenwalder. Only Frumpier

[u/I_Call_Bullshit_____ → u/I_Call_Bullshit_____]

A face that says “stop it Jensen, I’m tired”

[u/ScriScriz]

Before and after

[u/Wonko-D-Sane → u/ScriScriz]

Is... that... Tim Cook in a wig?

[u/fr8rain]

She loved him long time

[u/Hot_Individual5081]

aaah fuck it this is my admin psw ... :D

[u/KingBroad7874]

Wonder how haggish she was before the cosmetic surgery.

[u/Greedy-Bedroom-4301]

Heavily face tuned. Looks nothing like that in the random punctures. Disgusted by the CcCP, they could’ve hired an actual Hotty. Or atleast give her a make over

[u/htcruz]

Asian Intelligence = AI

[u/Five-Oh-Vicryl]

Reason my portfolio took a giant dump this month

[u/agentzero2020]

5 on the streets, 10 in the sheets.

[u/GlobalResolution77]

Why write a company wide memo admitting an affair while apologising to wife and kids?

[u/Rylie0317]

Lord ive had me a 200 $ spa trip lady looked just like this too

[u/Logical-Simple-4825]

would, but not for a trillion dollars.

[u/ed2727]

[u/Consistent-Bake-5666]

[u/dingoman24]

[u/Quick_Physics8802]

His wife is gonna become really rich

[u/Huge-Picture-9672]

Can’t blame him; his wife looks like Angela merkel on a good day

[u/Positive-Rise5145 → u/Huge-Picture-9672]

She's 65 years old, many people her age and with her money get all kinds of surgeries. I at least respect her for not doing that.

[u/CouchPotatoFamine]

Damn China you really fucking up my early retirement

[u/LayneLowe]

Mariko?

[u/Special-Deer5875]

I’m sure he thinks: «it was still worth it»

[u/spac420]

Poor Jesen didn't stand a chance

[u/meygahmann]

Bro really thought his leather jacket was that cool

[u/resunz]

God forbid another CEO responsible for the world economy gets caught cheating

[u/jiggscaseyNJ]

If the pic on the right is accurate I’d shoot corporate secrets all over that.

[u/acousticsking]

She's something to Huang your hat on.

[u/Routine_Decision6573]

If I send you this it means I've been infiltrated.

[u/Informal-Army-4512]

Canons

[u/heretorobwallst]

r/AutopartsTina, is moving more than just engine